A Command To All Of My Stalkers

To the people stalking me (you know who you are) I summon you here to identify yourselves to me. You mustn't worry since you won't really be revealing yourselves to anyone other than me on this dead blog that nobody will ever find.

This Is Like An Empty Theater

It's like an empty theater during a movie. Doesn't matter what's playing, the seats shall remain empty. 

Have you ever been to the theaters and decided to watch a good movie, but when you get there, every seat is empty? Even when the movie starts, you're still the only one watching it. This post shall be something like that.

Test Post #1

Just a test post. Just be on your way and ignore this (or ignore me if you'd like).

Chat Down Below

(Random Filler To Make This Post Less Empty)

Now go chat.